I believe!

[Darkcrawl]

Coming home from work a week and a half ago, I was hit by a lorry on the M25, skidded across all 4 lanes and came to a final resting place in the fastest lane facing the grass verge. I was told I was 'very lucky' to not be injured or worse. I am now a believer. Some people have doubted the true existance but I now know that The Axis is real. Why else would I be spared a painful collision if not to suffer even more at the hands of the new Axis monsters? By the way, if anyone has a car to donate, that would spare me the courtesy Fiat Punto I'm stuck with!

[The Moderator]

holy fuck are you ok (redundant question) erm....i dont know what to say

[Darkcrawl]

Yeah, fine! I got out my car and brushed myself down straight away. Some fuckwit in another lorry who I accidently hit while spinning out of control tried to get me to claim liability for 5 minutes (I had other things on my mind funnily) even though I can't remember hitting him in the mass of spinning vehicles. Heh...it's amazing how vividly I can remember it though. Might have to summon the memory when the new opus strikes.