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Post by Master Inferno on Jul 3, 2011 23:08:20 GMT
Having prowled in the musty and abandoned basements beneath this filthy hospital for so long, feeding on the occasional orderly that gets...eheh...lost down there, I seem to have finally been caught and dragged upstairs for a more formal admittance. My regimen of treatments here does not yet include the latest "Tenements" method, but I am hopeful/fearful that it will soon.
Which is to say, hi, I'm new here.
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Post by The Moderator on Jul 4, 2011 20:57:48 GMT
hello and welcome!
please dont eat the orderlies they are quite expensive and hard to train.
unjoy your stay
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Post by Master Inferno on Jul 5, 2011 13:40:44 GMT
Understood, I shall try to restrain myself in the future. If I scrape around in the basement for a bit I should be able to scrounge up enough leftovers to stitch one or two back together, if you don't mind the odd missing digit.
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Post by Darkcrawl on Jul 5, 2011 21:32:06 GMT
I wouldn't stay in the basement for too long. It's the horrendous chattering noises....don't threaten our be(un)loved Moderator with missing digits, he wouldn't be able to perform eyeball touching (exclusively)....something not even worth contemplating.
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Post by Master Inferno on Jul 6, 2011 0:58:18 GMT
Oh, I didn't mean missing digits on the Moderator's part...good heavens, no, I unjoy the eyeball touching as much as the next guy. I mean there may be some missing on the reassembled orderlies...I am well acquainted with the chattering noises and have taken to using the severed orderly digits as earplugs because I can't be bothered to check out of the hospital for long enough to visit the corner store, you know.
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Post by The Moderator on Jul 6, 2011 19:36:45 GMT
my digits are infinate and omnipresent, everywhere and in everyone
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Mike
Tarpaulin Skin
Transition Engineer
I will cure the world of this plague of hope...
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Post by Mike on Jul 7, 2011 1:58:05 GMT
Please bear in mind during your visit that self-cannibalisation is not a sustainable long-term strategy, merely an entertaining hobby. You'd be amazed how often we have to point it out - after all, there's plenty of edible things around as long as you use a bit of imagination and ingenuity.
Also, please do not feed the wandering ham.
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Post by Master Inferno on Jul 7, 2011 4:36:46 GMT
Ah, I shall keep these advices in mind as soon as I can find that needle again to jab them in there. Many unthanks to you gentlemen.
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Post by Darkcrawl on Jul 7, 2011 15:54:24 GMT
my digits are infinate and omnipresent, everywhere and in everyone I fear your digit  |
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Post by The Moderator on Jul 14, 2011 17:10:26 GMT
my digits are infinate and omnipresent, everywhere and in everyone I fear your digit this is correct |
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