New patient.

[adversarius]

Greetings. I have recently been admitted, and I'm quite content, but as I mentioned in another thread, I would very much like the deceased previous patient to be moved out of my bed. He takes up a lot of space. Also, I'm wondering whether pets are allowed in the ICU ward? I miss my cloned flamingo/raccoon/tortoise-hybrid Mr. Whetfield something terribly. May I keep him in a cage beside my bed? As soon as he gets fed a minimum of 2 premature horse fetuses every 6 hours, he keeps quiet. Just don't stick any unattended extremities into the cage during feeding time, yours or others.

Oh, by the way; I'm trying to hang the autopsy picture of my grandfather(meat grinder accident, R.I.P.) on the wall, but it simply won't stick. I uploaded it onto Imageshack and put the URL in the avatar field, specified the height and width, then did it over again, but it still doesn't work. Are the nails I use not rusty enough?

[Tyranor]

Greetings. It's nice to see new enthusiastic patients in The Hospitallounge. No one actually said hello here for a long time. Unjoy your stay.

[Darkcrawl]

Welcome. I find the naturally occuring effluent that clings so horribly to the wall should be sticky enough for your picture. Failing this, any bodily secretions may fit the bill.

[Skydancer]

adversarius, try another host. I assume your image is far too obscene to stick to their cyber wall. Search the Google under "image host direct linking" and get a host that allows it.

[The Moderator]

Hello from the hospital admin an staff, a few points:
that patient isnt dead yet, in fact hes getting 'better'
pets are welcome
for you image problem try skydancers idea
enjoy your (mis)treatments
brooke

[satanisluciferi]

This must've been where I was supposed to arrive first.

Greetings to all. I've been listening to The Axis for two or three years now - one of the more superior finds I've had.